Paris Hilton
Nude

Superhumanly statuesque and blonder-than-blonde, Paris Hilton is named after the City of Lights, but her favorite color is pink, which she’s been flashing with her younger sister Nicky Hilton since they got out of diapers. Heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, Paris is the ultimate party girl, famous for her topless table dancing at New York and Los Angeles hotspots. For her twenty-first birthday, she threw five parties for herself in New York, Las Vegas, London, Hollywood, and Tokyo, going legal with a bang. But the 34-25-35 beauty—who’s both waifish and Amazonian at the same time—had already done some big banging on a sex tape leaked to the Internet and then marketed to the masses as 1 Night in Paris. In the debaucherous documentary, the then 19-year-old sexy socialite is displayed every which way and loose with her ex-boyfriend, thirty-year-old Rick Solomon, Shannen Doherty‘s estranged husband. Oh, what a tawdry web they weave! But Paris has been skingy outside of magazine spreads. She’s made some guest appearances on the boob tube and had a certified hit with the reality show The Simple Life, along with celebrity offspring pal Nicole Richie, released a pop album, was briefly incarcerated for a DUI bust (oh, the prison shower fantasies!), and had cameos in the John Holmes biopic Wonderland (2003) and The Cat in the Hat (2003), but she’s yet to show her pussy in a Hollywood production. However, her penchant for near-constant nip slippage was celebrated in a collection called Best of Paris!!! (2005), a veritable video album of her many wardrobe malfunctions. It’s the perfect way for Paris to take a walk down mammary lane.